Wednesday 4 March 2009

Electric Affair 2 presents Beardo Weirdo


ELECTRIC AFFAIR


It's all happening on Fri 13th March at the Go-Go Bar in Newtown. R30 gets you in.

Here is the official press release:

Date: Fri 13th March 2009
Venue: Go-Go Bar
Address: Corner Bree/Henry Nxumalo (under the M1 Highway), Newtown
Cover: R30
DJs: King Of Town, Marc Latilla, Sassquatch, Beroldski, Young Smuts
Music: Disco/ Electro of the Italo, Cosmic, Space, Mutant, Vintage, Philly, Muscleman and Just Plain Ridiculous variety.

There was a time when Kris Kristofferson was considered to be a man amongst men, an icon, a hero, a lady’s man and all-round cosmopolitan Hercules. That time was the 1970s, and what a time it was: tight pants, pastel coloured jumpers, corduroy, and, sometimes, if you were lucky, tight pastel coloured corduroy pants.

But what really made the 1970s – and Mr. Kristofferson – great was the facial hair. Gone were the days of handlebar moustaches, wispy villainous face curtains sported by Fu Man Chu, and ill advised sideburns that never made it quite to the chin. Instead, the 1970s had its own marker, its own hairy identity: the beard. Full, rugged, masculine (and feminine too, if it was on a woman, such was it’s magical power of transformation), sometimes itchy, always hot hot hot.

Sadly, beards have gone out of fashion. In the 1980s, beards and moustaches parted ways; in the 1990s, Chris Cornell goaties ruled the roost; and in our current era, anybody with any hair whatsoever is considered a freak. But remember this: Limp Bizkit, Madonna, MC Hammer, Milli Vanilli were all crimes committed in a beardless world.

No longer! Come and join Electric Affair as we reinvent the facial wheel, and bring back the beard! With a soundtrack of proper vintage italo, mutant, space and cosmic disco (and a touch of the best electro-disco of the past decade), we will transport you to that magical past without internet, when you could smoke freely on a plane, and did not need to battle with 4-bladed razors shaped like sports cars. Electric Affair is your one-way (smoking) ticket to the land of the beard.

Electric Affair: Embrace Your Inner Kristofferson.

Pre-op Steve Austin, Megatron Man and DIE MAN VAN INTERSEK are on the guest list.


CHAIRKICKERS


Sadly, the genius invention of new music exposure that is CHAIRKICKERS is on hold until further notice. A new venue is needed that doesn't attract the FTV overflow...

Even though technically, the first night was a roaring success (well, the place was packed), the crowd was completely wrong and only a handful of people were there for the right reason.
As Ben pointed out, we should be proud that we rocked a club full of PCD & KOL requestees with our brand of indie/bleep/funk/disco/punk. We did, but it wasn't the point.

We'll be back...
Oh, we also collected a whole bunch of much needed stuff for Hole In The Wall and about R400 cash. All dropped off the following Sunday.

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